So, to sum up some of the important parts of the 2014 Academy Awards…
Jennifer Lawrence fell… Again.
Benedict Cumberbatch achieves pro status photo bombing.
Brad and Angie are cute.
Ellen thought it was really fun to embarrass Jennifer Lawrence.
The In Memoriam 2014 tribute makes everyone cry. Bette Midler makes it worse.
Ellen threw a pizza party at The Oscars.
Brad Pitt handed out pizza at The Oscars.
Jared Leto snagged a piece of pizza for his mom.
Jennifer Lawrence found the pizza. Ellen collected money for the pizza in Pharrell’s hat. Ellen orchestrated the world’s best ever selfie.
Ellen crashed twitter with her epic selfie.
Elen was Glenda the Good Witch.
Lupita Nyong’o gives the cutest speech of the night.
John Travolta can’t pronounce Idina Menzel.
Leo still doesn’t have an Oscar.